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A lady with a sword sticking out of her head is known to have been distinguished on a handful of instances in an Illinois City mobile home. According to what the locals declare, this ghost may very well be a well-known past resident of Illinois City.
A Plateosaurus may once in a while be distinguished strolling in the middle of a wild highway outside Illinois City.
The ghost of a female with a bag tied around her head was distinguished appearing in a washroom mirror. This exact ghost has been spotted often in this place. Scores of folks who live here allege this spirit is the undead soul of a long forgotten Illinois City local. One thing's for sure, it's a creepy ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to come across.
A very large colt came into sight staring at the water by Donnelly Pond Dam at night.
A mermaid was noticed burying a body by a big boulder in Fairport Recreation Area in the early morning hours.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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