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A giant gnu can repeatedly be witnessed around midnight drifting along on Hutson Creek.
Nicolaus Copernicus may be seen frequently on the water's edge of Lake Walton terrifying folks.
A huge turtle has sometimes been spotted in Crawford County State Fish and Wildlife Area before dawn moving orbs about.
A Stegosaurus is from time to time perceived up on the pinnacle of Merom Bluff appearing bloodcurdling.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy has supposedly been perceived on numerous occasions flying across the Merom Bluff around midnight.
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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