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These are some lies we made up about Hopedale.
A lady's body having a donkey's head has supposedly been seen on several occasions next to a scary big tree in Klemm Memorial Woods crying.
A guy with the head of a goblin can from time to time be witnessed marching from flat to flat late at night on a Hopedale lane. Regardless of what folks articulate, it is in all certainty a frightening spirit that you do not want to encounter at midnight.
A female on fire, carrying a fuel tank has frequently been seen in the center of Indian Creek trying to touch something. Residents here who have distinguished this ghost say this ghost can be the soul of a local resident who died here in Hopedale some time ago.
An alien from another solar system is often distinguished at Dennis Lake Dam before dawn taking pleasure in the view.
The alien commander of a flying saucer can repeatedly be observed in a wooden boat on Dennis Lake frightening people.
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Ghost Sightings From Hopedale
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Ghost Sightings From Hopedale
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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