Homer

 
These are some lies we made up about Homer.

An extremely large grizzly bear is from time to time witnessed in the early morning hours floating along on Conkey Branch.

An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy is known to have been made out on many occasions at Homer Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight looking for a map.

A space alien from planet Neptune can sometimes be observed guzzling milk in a motor boat on Homer Lake.
    
A space man from space has repeatedly been distinguished smoking a cigar in Champaign County Conservation Area in the early morning hours.

The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is repeatedly perceived having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Homer mobile home discussing into the thin air.

 

Ghost Sightings From Homer



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