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These are some lies we made up about Hinsdale.
A giant squirrel can often be observed walking from building to building after midnight on a Hinsdale residential street.
An alien from Pluto may be seen frequently browsing through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Hinsdale flat late in the night.
A space alien from another planet has from time to time been made out throwing stones into the water at Flag Creek around midnight.
A space alien has allegedly been witnessed on frequent instances struggling to articulate something in Argonne National Laboratory Reservation at night.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a sword can every now and then be made out at Bull Frog Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking pleasure in the panorama.
Johann Sebastian Bach was made out by a lofty tree in Airie Crown Woods startling folks.
A colossal vicuna was observed gazing over Sundown Meadows around midnight.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy
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appeared staring at people in a Hinsdale apartment through a door crack.
A very large hyena was seen throwing chunks of concrete into Joes Pond at the stroke of midnight.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her nose was made out by Boomerang Slough going crazy. Shocked by the observers the ghost withdrew into the dark. Many residents
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argue this phantom gets pleasure from startling foolhardy folks who come looking for phantoms in Hinsdale. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that you do not want to come across after midnight.
An ET from another planet has regularly been witnessed in a secluded neighborhood near Hinsdale.
The ghost of a chained up lady is frequently made out sending a package at a Hinsdale post office.
A space man is known to have been spotted on numerous instances devastating a box at the entrance to Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet can be seen frequently glugging down regular unleaded from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Hinsdale.
A gigantic panda has every now and then been perceived discussing into the air as if somebody in addition was near.
A female holding her head by her arm is every so often made out in Chain O'Lakes State Park near the ranger station smoking a pipe.
The ghost of a youthful lady wearing a bloody dress
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is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions walking a Collie at the stroke of midnight on a murky Hinsdale residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Hinsdale
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
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