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These are some lies we made up about Hines.
A space man from the Moon has been made out on frequent occasions very late at night flying across Miller Meadow.
A gargantuan snake may every now and then be witnessed pointing at the onlooker by Addison Creek.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was perceived taking pleasure in the vista at Lyons Dam after midnight. The ghost mentioned avenging an assassination. Whatever folks express, it unquestionably is a scary spirit that is preferably not disrupted.
A space man from outer space emerged at a pay phone in Hines making a phone call.
The ghost of a man dressed in a soldier's outfit was seen on the apex of Players Hill before dawn glancing at the sight. The bystander became frightened and escaped. Any which way, this spirit indisputably is scary; one that you wouldn't wish to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Hines
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Ghost Sightings From Hines
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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