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These are some lies we made up about Hillside.
A woman ablaze, holding a gasoline bottle may be made out very often standing by a deserted highway right next door to Hillside. It has been asserted that this exact ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Hillside some decades ago.
A colossal orangutan is occasionally distinguished attempting to utter something by a soaring tree in Bemis Woods North.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two occasions heaving chunks of concrete into the current at Addison Creek after midnight.
The alien pilot of a UFO may once in a while be spotted traveling on a bicycle on a gloomy highway close to Hillside.
An Icthyosaurus was perceived meditating down next to the water's edge at Lake O'Hare.
The phantom of a youthful air force pilot became visible staring over Miller Meadow at the stroke of midnight. The ghost greeted the bystander. Based on what the residents argue, this ghost
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is probably the undeparted ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Hillside.
A space man from Pluto emerged gazing at the water by Lyons Dam late in the night.
A gargantuan iguana was perceived in an apartment in Hillside.
An ET from another solar system has regularly been spotted in Austin Gardens Park at midnight shouting
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at the observer to go away.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer is frequently made out in a Hillside trailer.
An martian vacationer from deep space has supposedly been perceived on a few occasions wandering in the middle of a deserted highway next to Hillside.
An enormous cow may regularly be observed right by Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor demolishing a book.
An enormous kitten can be perceived frequently coming into view in a restroom mirror.
An enormous elk has sometimes been perceived taking a rest in a beanbag in a mobile home near Hillside.
A gargantuan lovebird has allegedly been seen on one or two instances having a tomato outside the entrance to Chain O'Lakes State Park.
An ET from space can every so often be observed before sunrise pursuing a passing Pontiac on a shady road right next door to Hillside.
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Ghost Sightings From Hillside
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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