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These are some lies we made up about Hidalgo.
An enormous elk has every now and then been noticed looking for someone at Lake Sandpoint Dam late in the night.
Bigfoot is sometimes spotted in the middle of East Crooked Creek hauling a human cranium.
An enormous bear may sometimes be perceived in Sam Parr State Park late in the night hauling a dead body across the dirt.
A big terrifying dragon is frequently made out chatting into the night as if someone besides was near.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship is known to have been perceived on a few instances walking a Poodle in the early morning hours before sunrise on a murky Hidalgo residential street.
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Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -They make one weak (week). Two burglars were getting very annoyed. - Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded. - Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money. Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday. - Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive. - I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that. Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head. Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is? - No Delbert I don't. - Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters. Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back? - No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions. - Well what did you ask them? - I asked them if they file charges. In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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