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These are some lies we made up about Hickory Hills.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy is every so often spotted in Belly Deep Slough in the early morning hours attempting to conceal a body.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been observed on numerous occasions hauling a cadaver over rocks in Altman Park before sunrise.
A creepy skeleton may once in a while be distinguished before dawn conducting a lead visit of Swallow Cliffs to a company of spirits.
A gargantuan mouse has frequently been witnessed late in the night drifting by on Crooked Creek.
Issac Newton is regularly spotted among the trees of Airie Crown Woods terrifying folks.
A colossal turtle has been noticed on a few instances at the shore at Lake Arrowhead rearranging orbs about.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO may often be witnessed late at night soaring over Plank Road Meadow.
A glowing human form has now and then been witnessed traveling on a mare
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by the side of a road outside Hickory Hills.
A huge cat is occasionally noticed enjoying the landscape at Bull Frog Lake Dam late in the night.
The ghost of a young-looking guy in a winter coat can from time to time be spotted pacing through a house next to Hickory Hills. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that you
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shouldn't go trying to find.
A gigantic wombat was perceived at a public phone in Hickory Hills using the phone.
A decapitated guy came into view strolling through a Hickory Hills vicinity cemetery. There have been many testimonies concerning this phantom in the neighborhood. One of the locals steadfastly argues that this spirit is that of a local resident who had a home here in Hickory Hills before the present. No matter what people verbalize, this is an unlikable ghost that should be avoided.
Cinderella was made out mounding chunks of concrete along a deserted road outside Hickory Hills before dawn.
The spirit of a physician with a blood-covered uniform showed up trashing a hat in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor quite near the ranger station. Additional sightings of this ghost have been described.
A giant pony was seen hanging out in a derelict mansion in Hickory Hills.
The phantom of a gentleman hauling a blood-covered axe was seen standing by a desolate highway in close proximity
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to Hickory Hills. This ghost is fantastically active in this neighborhood; there have been a small number of additional accounts of this specific ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Hickory Hills
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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