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These are some lies we made up about Hartsburg.
A very terrifying ghost is every so often made out having a seat on a bench in a residence in Hartsburg. A local woman alleges that this ghost may well be a distinguished past resident of Hartsburg.
The phantom of an elderly lady hauling a firearm has purportedly been witnessed on numerous occasions gazing wrathfully at the bystander in Kickapoo Creek County Park at the stroke of midnight. A number of of the residents declare this ghost is almost certainly the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Hartsburg.
A giant snake may now and then be perceived down by Gold Spring before sunrise shouting at the observer to disappear.
Aristotle was witnessed striding from residence to residence at midnight on a Hartsburg road.
A space alien from the Moon was spotted searching through the fridge in the kitchen of a Hartsburg mobile home at night.
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Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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