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An ET from the cosmos may regularly be observed sobbing at Mississippi River Lock Dam Number Fourteen late at night.
A female with a somewhat see-through body can be observed over and over again by Crow Creek looking. Regardless of what, it undoubtedly is a menacing spirit that is preferably not upset.
An enormous ocelot has from time to time been witnessed hauling a cadaver over rocks in Bettendorf Park around midnight.
The martian captain of a flying saucer has supposedly been seen on a handful of occasions trying to touch something next to a desolate road outside Hampton late at night.
The spirit of a gentleman wearing a police force uniform may every now and then be seen hanging out in a vacant structure in Hampton. Some of the locals assert this ghost loves scaring unwise folks who come seeking ghosts in Hampton. Regardless of what folks verbalize, this is an unfriendly phantom that you would not want to come across on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Hampton
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Ghost Sightings From Hampton
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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