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These are some lies we made up about Groveland.
The ghost of a young girl has supposedly been spotted on a small number of occasions by Bessler Lake Dam in the early morning hours gazing at the water. Regardless of what folks say, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that should be steered clear of.
A character with a skeleton face sporting gloomy robes may from time to time be distinguished by the water's edge at Bessler Lake reading a newspaper.
An enormous cow has repeatedly been distinguished floating in the air like a cloud in Groveland.
A gargantuan woodchuck is regularly distinguished looking at an old woman sleeping on a couch in a house in Groveland.
Alexander the Great can regularly be observed at Ackerman Creek before sunrise tossing pebbles into the flowing water.
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Ghost Sightings From Groveland
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Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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