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The ghost of a youthful lady in a blood-covered wedding gown is rumored to have been spotted on numerous instances demolishing a hat at Powerton Cooling Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight. In any event, it's without a doubt a creepy ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to come across.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft may frequently be spotted hurling pieces of wood into Sunset Hills Golf Course Lake at night.
Thumbelina may be perceived frequently mid stream in Crane Creek seeking a picture.
A headless lady has sometimes been observed on a Green Valley avenue around midnight.
A space invader from the Moon is once in a while observed up on Hickory Grove Hill gulping apple juice.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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