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These are some lies we made up about Greenup.
A massive guanaco has from time to time been distinguished dragging a dead body from the freezing water of Birch Creek late in the night.
An Icthyosaurus has purportedly been spotted on a few instances staring at the water by Ettlebrick Lake Dam late at night.
The ghost of a guy in a sheriff uniform can from time to time be seen yelling at the bystander to disappear in Fairview Park in the early morning hours. Regardless of what, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that should be left alone.
The ghost of an old man with a large gray mustache was made out taking a rest on the floor in a trailer in Greenup. There are other accounts about this spirit in the neighborhood.
A space man from deep space came into view hollowing out a nook next to a lamppost in Greenup.
A gargantuan hippopotamus was noticed rummaging around in the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Greenup residence at night.
An extremely large yak appeared staring at folks in a Greenup flat through an air vent.
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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