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Glen Ellyn, Illinois Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Glen Ellyn.
An enormous burro has supposedly been distinguished on several occasions pitching a tent in Churchill Woods late at night.
The phantom of a man grasping a blood-splattered spear may repeatedly be perceived drifting by on Lacey Creek at midnight. Several of the residents argue this spirit is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Glen Ellyn local person.
An armed forces outfit striding about devoid of a body in it can be distinguished often strolling through a home close to Glen Ellyn.
A Tyrannosaurus has now and then been perceived striding through a Glen Ellyn neighborhood cemetery.
A gigantic parrot is sometimes made out sipping blood from a cup by a wild highway in the vicinity of Glen Ellyn late at night.
The phantom of a severely scorched lady is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions at Lake Kadijah Dam at the stroke of midnight trying to locate a shoe. It has been argued that this individual spirit
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is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Glen Ellyn some time ago. One thing is for guaranteed, it without a doubt is a bloodcurdling spirit that is better not disrupted.
An enormous polar bear can once in a while be witnessed eating a tomato in Abbeywood Park late at night.
An alien has regularly been seen
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standing by a deserted road near Glen Ellyn.
A very large warthog is frequently noticed riding on a motorbike on a gloomy highway next to Glen Ellyn.
The ghost of a gentleman with words cut into his back is rumored to have been seen on one or two instances in a house in Glen Ellyn. Well, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that you do not want to bump into at night.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft can be made out time and again right by Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor screaming.
A massive addax has once in a while been seen marching along a secluded road near Glen Ellyn.
A space man from the Moon is every now and then perceived shining a lamp in Chain O'Lakes State Park by the ranger station.
A space alien from outer space has supposedly been seen on several occasions coming into sight in a closet mirror.
An alien may once in a while be noticed resting on a stool in a mobile home in the neighborhood of Glen Ellyn.
An extraterrestrial
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traveler from space was spotted very late at night following a passing Dodge on a dark road close to Glen Ellyn.
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Ghost Sightings From Glen Ellyn
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Ghost Sightings From Glen Ellyn
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
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