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These are some lies we made up about Girard.
A huge rabbit is often seen in a Girard home.
A space alien from the Moon has supposedly been made out on a handful of occasions gazing at the water by Girard Sunset Lake Dam around midnight.
A sphinx can be observed repeatedly at Horse Creek at midnight hurling rocks into the water.
An ET from another galaxy has every so often been made out pacing down a secluded road in the vicinity of Girard.
An ET is now and then spotted showing up in a closet mirror.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship has allegedly been seen on a small number of occasions having a seat on the floor in a building next to Girard.
A gigantic mandrill can sometimes be seen late at night pursuing a passing truck on a shadowy highway near Girard.
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Ghost Sightings From Girard
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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