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These are some lies we made up about Gillespie.
A gargantuan mare was perceived in Shady Oak Park in the early morning hours reading a tabloid.
A man's body having the head of a bear is repeatedly seen trying on shoes in a Gillespie residence.
A big chilling dragon has been said to have been noticed on a small number of occasions at Columbia Quarry Lake Dam on a dark night looking at the surroundings.
An alien may regularly be observed by Adams Branch attempting to utter something.
The ghost of a guy clutching a sword can be observed very frequently snooping in mailboxes at night in Gillespie. One of the folks who live here determinedly says that this ghost is the stressed soul of a long departed Gillespie local resident.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO has from time to time been made out in a Gillespie secondary school very late at night wandering the corridors.
The ghost of a lady with a cross carved into her head is sometimes perceived in a mirror in a Gillespie
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home; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror. Some of the people who live here assert this phantom is that of a person who settled here in Gillespie before the present.
The ghost of a female with a stiletto in her head has allegedly been witnessed on frequent instances in a house next to Gillespie.
A huge mouse can every now and
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then be witnessed in a Gillespie area auto part store, striding the aisles.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system is repeatedly noticed shouting at the bystander to stay away around midnight by a vending machine in Gillespie.
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Ghost Sightings From Gillespie
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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