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A woman carrying her head by her arm has been seen on many instances in Middle Fork River County Forest Preserve around midnight hauling a body over rocks.
An extremely large springbok may frequently be witnessed on a Gifford lane on a dark night.
The ghost of a man with half his head not there may be observed repeatedly at Buck Creek in the early morning hours flinging rocks into the current.
A huge bull has sometimes been distinguished suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Gifford.
A headless female is every now and then distinguished gazing at a guy slumbering on a mattress in a mobile home in Gifford.
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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