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Marco Polo was observed by Georgetown Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the water.
The spirit of a female with a knife in her back has repeatedly been seen around midnight drifting by on Fairview Drain. A woman who lives here says that this ghost is that of a resident who resided here in Georgetown some time ago.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been perceived on one or two occasions in Doris Westfall Prairie Restoration Nature Preserve at the stroke of midnight smoking a pipe.
A woman having the head of a demon can frequently be witnessed reading a magazine by Langley Bottom.
An extremely large donkey may be spotted very often sending an envelope at a Georgetown post office.
A space invader has now and then been witnessed discussing into the night as if someone besides was there.
The Abominable Snowman is every now and then seen walking a Poodle after
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midnight on a shadowy Georgetown street.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may occasionally be distinguished in Shades State Park quite near the ranger station gazing.
An extremely large mongoose has regularly been perceived watching movies in a Georgetown living room before dawn.
A sizeable creepy beast is repeatedly seen going through trash container on a Georgetown avenue.
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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