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A Megalosaurus is repeatedly spotted wandering through a Franklin Park vicinity burial ground.
A huge yak is known to have been seen on several occasions smoking a pipe down by the water's edge at Axehead Lake.
A huge jaguar may be observed often chatting into the night amongst the big trees of Algonquin Woods.
Leonardo da Vinci has every so often been noticed at Addison Creek at midnight tossing chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
The ghost of an 8 feet enormous giant is now and then distinguished carrying a human cranium along a deserted road in the vicinity of Franklin Park late at night. People here claim that this ghost may well be a renowned former time dweller of Franklin Park.
A space alien from deep space has supposedly been noticed on numerous instances after midnight looking over Miller Meadow.
A gigantic raccoon can sometimes be perceived standing by a secluded highway in the vicinity of Franklin Park.
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spirit of an adolescent girl was distinguished in Amundsen Park at the stroke of midnight hauling a dead body over the grass. This particular ghost has been made out frequently in this neighborhood. A person who lives here asserts that this phantom is possibly the undeparted phantom of a local person who used to reside here in Franklin Park.
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martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship came into sight being carried by a moped on a shadowy highway close to Franklin Park.
A colossal ape was made out in a Franklin Park mobile home.
A person with a skeleton face having on shady robes was observed striding next to a secluded highway close to Franklin Park. There have been additional accounts concerning this ghost in the area. A number of of the people who live in this town argue this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long dead Franklin Park local person.
A woman with an axe in her head was perceived in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor outside the park headquarters startling people. Many accounts of this ghost have been described. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Franklin Park many years ago.
An alien from Saturn has frequently been distinguished sitting in a beanbag in a home close to Franklin Park.
A minotaur has allegedly been noticed on a handful of instances
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Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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