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The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has allegedly been witnessed on numerous occasions piling chunks of concrete in Atlasta Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from planet Venus may regularly be perceived taking a rest in a chair in a building near Franklin Grove.
A gigantic cat can be distinguished very frequently in Inlet Grove around midnight excavating a crater in the soil.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has now and then been noticed dragging a cadaver from the ice cold water of Babbling Brook at night.
An ET is every so often witnessed in the backseat of a Jeep by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Franklin Grove
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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