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These are some lies we made up about Fox Lake.
A beheaded gentleman may frequently be seen reading a pamphlet on the shore of Dunns Lake. Nonetheless, this phantom sure is bloodcurdling; one that any normal person would not want to encounter.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn can be made out time and again trying to find somebody up on Bald Knob.
A very large mongoose is occasionally seen looking down into the water at Columbia Bay at night.
A big scary giant has been said to have been distinguished on one or two instances seated at a table in a Fox Lake residence.
An extraterrestrial from space may once in a while be observed at Chain O'Lakes State Park howling.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer was observed pulling a cadaver from the freezing water of Dutch Creek late at night.
The ghost of a doctor with a bloody uniform came into view by Kazimier Lake Dam around midnight gazing at the water. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the eye witness. In any case,
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this is a bad ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A lady with her head removed appeared in Leatherleaf Bog very late at night attempting to deposit a cadaver. When the spirit was distinguished it vanished into the air.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy was spotted in a secluded place near Fox Lake.
An armed
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forces uniform strolling around devoid of a body in it was seen trying to flag down cars along a murky road near Fox Lake. Panicked by the viewers the phantom receded into the shadows.
A space invader from another world has often been made out sending a letter at a Fox Lake post office.
The ghost of a seriously charred female is often noticed burying a cadaver by a big rock in Bengson Park late at night. According to the folks who live here, this ghost may very well be a famous yesteryear native of Fox Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Fox Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Fox Lake
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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