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These are some lies we made up about Flossmoor.
A lady's body having a lizard's head has frequently been observed shouting names of people underneath a frightening soaring tree in Elliott Woods. In any case, it certainly is a menacing ghost that any wise person would not want to come across.
An alien from Jupiter is frequently seen in Algonquin Park in the early morning hours before sunrise looking bloodcurdling.
A guy with the head of a leprechaun is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two instances drifting by on Butterfield Creek on a dark night.
An alien from outer space may repeatedly be noticed performing a melody on an accordion in a Flossmoor residence.
An enormous beaver can be witnessed very often fluttering over Kickapoo Meadows after midnight.
A lady on fire, holding a kerosene tank has from time to time been perceived in a Flossmoor school at the stroke of midnight walking the hallways.
Vincent van Gogh is every so often observed in a mirror in a
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Flossmoor house; the spirit was solely noticeable in the mirror.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship can from time to time be seen at Deer Lake Dam before sunrise mounding chunks of concrete.
An extremely large guanaco was seen in a home next to Flossmoor.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot materialized
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in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor at the ranger station eating a hotdog. The appearance of the observer scared the ghost who then faded away.
An martian tourist from outer space was seen in a Flossmoor area clothing store, wandering the aisles.
An extremely large oryx came into view smoking a pipe on a dark night on a lawn in Flossmoor.
An Anchisaurus was witnessed speaking into the air outside Kankakee River State Park.
A space man from space was spotted taking a rest at a table in a Flossmoor home reading a magazine.
A massive zebra has regularly been spotted staggering through a residence in Flossmoor.
A young girl sporting a blood-splattered dress is regularly distinguished staggering through a trailer right next door to Flossmoor.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object has been spotted on one or two occasions pacing through a Flossmoor vicinity burial ground.
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Ghost Sightings From Flossmoor
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Ghost Sightings From Flossmoor
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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