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These are some lies we made up about Fairbury.
A space invader has allegedly been noticed on a handful of occasions in Livingston Square in the early morning hours burying a cadaver by a big rock.
A massive duckbill may sometimes be distinguished at Felky Slough late in the night hurling rocks into the water.
A pitch black cat that transformed into a woman has repeatedly been witnessed in a store in the Fairbury area.
A massive lemur is often witnessed struggling up from a manhole on a Fairbury residential road at midnight.
The ghost of a young woman clad as a house keeper is known to have been spotted on frequent instances playing a tune on a harp in a Fairbury home.
A Yeti can regularly be distinguished in a Fairbury highschool before dawn strolling the hallways.
A gargantuan mandrill can be noticed often redistributing orbs about right by the entrance to Goose Lake Prairie State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Fairbury
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
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