Ewing

 
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An extraterrestrial from another world was witnessed sipping blood from a mug up on the summit of Webbs Hill.

The martian pilot of a flying saucer was noticed mid stream in Akin Creek munching on a burger.

An martian tourist from another solar system has frequently been made out flinging rocks into Vernons Lake around midnight.
    
An Icthyosaurus is repeatedly seen in a mirror in a Ewing apartment; the spirit was only visible in the mirror.

A huge cougar is known to have been made out on one or two occasions seeking a bag under a parked Dodge in a Ewing parking lot on a dark night.

 

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