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A colossal seal has allegedly been seen on several occasions by a person fishing by a lake next to Eureka.
An ET can now and then be spotted at Eureka Lake Dam around midnight enjoying the view.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space was noticed flickering a light in Mill Creek.
A female in flames, grasping a gas tank appeared relaxing in a beanbag in an apartment in Eureka. The witness freaked out and ran off.
The ghost of a farmer in a farmer hat was noticed on the summit of Nichols Mound on a dark night glancing at the view. The phantom nodded to the watcher.
A young-looking girl dressed in a blood-covered prom dress came into view turning toward the watcher underneath a lamppost in Eureka. When the ghost was spotted it faded away into the night. One of the folks who live here definitely says that this phantom is that of a local resident who existed here in Eureka some decades ago.
A large bloodcurdling beast was distinguished
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going through the fridge in the kitchen of a Eureka flat before dawn.
An ET from deep space was witnessed gazing at folks in a Eureka trailer through a peephole.
An extraterrestrial has regularly been made out flinging chunks of concrete by Donnelley/Depue State Park.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has
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been said to have been observed on frequent occasions in a secluded neighborhood near Eureka.
A man having an axe in his head may repeatedly be noticed trying to flag down cars beside a shady highway in the neighborhood of Eureka.
A gentleman's body having the head of a rat has sometimes been observed posting an envelope at a Eureka post office. Several of the people who live in this town claim this spirit gets pleasure from scaring unwise folks who come looking for spirits in Eureka.
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Ghost Sightings From Eureka
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Ghost Sightings From Eureka
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
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