Elwin

 
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An alien from space was observed on the shore of Lake Decatur searching for a photo.

An extremely large elephant was spotted gardening in the front yard of a trailer in Elwin.
    
The martian captain of a flying saucer has often been distinguished smoking a cigar next to Rock Spring before dawn.

A beheaded female is regularly witnessed seated in an armchair in a house in Elwin. Local people argue that this ghost is the undead soul of a long forgotten Elwin local.

An martian traveler from another solar system can often be made out staggering from mobile home to mobile home late at night on an Elwin lane.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Elwin

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