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These are some lies we made up about Elmhurst.
Johann Sebastian Bach has from time to time been witnessed pulling up weeds in the back yard of a flat in Elmhurst.
An alien explorer from another galaxy is occasionally spotted in Bemis Woods North in the early morning hours before sunrise climbing a lofty tree.
The spirit of a woman with a sack strapped around her head has allegedly been spotted on many occasions by a man camping at a campground right next door to Elmhurst. A number of of the folks who live here assert this ghost is probably the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Elmhurst. In any event, this is an antagonistic ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to bump into.
A gigantic chameleon may sometimes be seen seated in an armchair in a residence in Elmhurst.
A large terrifying phantom has regularly been perceived in a plastic boat on Lake O'Hare seeking a photo. It has been asserted that this specific ghost is the tormented spirit of a long dead Elmhurst
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person who lived here.
A Megalosaurus is often noticed hiding a body by a sizeable boulder in Army Trail Nature Center late in the night.
A giant panda can regularly be perceived smoking a pipe by Addison Creek.
A space man from planet Neptune may be seen very frequently conversing into the night beside a streetlamp in Elmhurst.
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ghost of a youthful gentleman in a confederate uniform has occasionally been distinguished marching from trailer to trailer after midnight on an Elmhurst avenue. No matter what people exclaim, it's a chilling spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a strapped up gentleman is now and then noticed trying to locate somebody near the entrance to Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor. If you listen to what the folks who live here declare, this ghost is that of a local who resided here in Elmhurst in the past. One thing's for certain, it is certainly a bloodcurdling phantom that should be avoided.
The ghost of a bum has supposedly been made out on a small number of occasions browsing through the freezer in the kitchen of an Elmhurst flat at midnight.
A mermaid can sometimes be perceived seated at the kitchen counter in an Elmhurst house.
A gigantic jaguar was noticed trying to articulate something by Chain O'Lakes State Park.
The ghost of a young woman covered in blood appeared
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gazing at people in an Elmhurst home through a keyhole. The witness freaked out and ran away. Folks who have perceived this spirit claim this spirit enjoys frightening foolhardy people who come trying to locate spirits in Elmhurst.
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Ghost Sightings From Elmhurst
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Ghost Sightings From Elmhurst
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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