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A beheaded woman has now and then been perceived concealing a body by a sizeable boulder in Mount Pisgah County Park late in the night.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is every so often witnessed by a towering tree in Boyce Orchard looking furiously at the eye witness.
The ghost of an 11 feet huge man can once in a while be distinguished yelling at the watcher to go away up on Haney Hill.
An extremely large lynx has often been spotted hurling rocks into the flow at Aylesworth Branch before sunrise.
A huge lovebird is repeatedly witnessed chucking bricks at CBS Gun Club Lake Dam late in the night.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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