Elizabethtown

 
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A gargantuan turtle was spotted up on the top of Keeling Hill chucking pieces of wood.

An ET from planet Neptune materialized piling bricks in Holbrook Hollow after midnight.

An extraterrestrial from another world was seen drinking blood from a cup near Decker Spring in the early morning hours.
    
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship has regularly been observed trying on clothes in an Elizabethtown trailer.

A wandering ghost is frequently seen climbing up from a drain hole on an Elizabethtown avenue very late at night.

 

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