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These are some lies we made up about Elgin.
The ghost of a miner has allegedly been made out on several instances staggering through an apartment in Elgin.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object may sometimes be noticed mounted on a stallion by a road near Elgin.
An extremely large cougar has repeatedly been made out hauling a cadaver over the grass in Aldis Park on a dark night.
The Ugly Duckling is regularly perceived at night ascending out of Bluff Spring Fen soaked in mud.
A gigantic coyote is known to have been distinguished on many instances hurling boulders into the current at Bowes Creek on a dark night.
The ghost of a guy outfitted as a janitor may often be made out downing blood from a jar at Lake Marian Dam before dawn. It's been argued that this particular ghost is the undead soul of a long gone Elgin resident.
The ghost of a man having on a sheriff uniform can be seen very frequently in Pratts Wayne Woods Forest Preserve in the early morning hours gathering
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wood. Based on what the locals assert, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through Elgin some time ago.
Galileo has from time to time been seen gulping water on the water's edge of Beverly Lake.
A massive dormouse is occasionally made out at a coin operated phone in Elgin making a telephone call.
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extraterrestrial from Saturn is known to have been witnessed on many occasions wandering through an Elgin vicinity churchyard.
The ghost of an old gentleman with a big white mustache can sometimes be perceived searching for something beside a desolate road outside Elgin very late at night. Locals here who have perceived this phantom declare this phantom likes startling people who are brave enough to upset the quiet in Elgin.
A minotaur was observed standing by a secluded highway in close proximity to Elgin.
An enormous boar appeared riding on a bicycle on a shady highway close to Elgin.
An alien from another galaxy appeared attempting to seize something in Chain O'Lakes State Park by the ranger station.
The ghost of a man wearing a military uniform was observed in a mobile home in Elgin. The ghost talked about revenging a homicide. Residents argue that this spirit loves scaring unwise folks who come searching for spirits in Elgin.
A space invader was noticed pondering in Illinois & Michigan Canal National
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Heritage Corridor by the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Elgin
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Ghost Sightings From Elgin
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
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