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These are some lies we made up about Eldred.
A sizeable scary ghost was observed hurling pieces of wood in Bushnell Hollow very late at night. The ghost spoke about avenging a homicide. A lot of local residents claim this ghost enjoys terrifying unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Eldred.
An ET from outer space emerged gazing at the water by Bests Pond Dam very late at night.
The ghost of a tied up guy was noticed looking over Cooke Ranch in the early morning hours before sunrise. The eye witness freaked out and escaped. Nonetheless, it is unquestionably a creepy spirit that any sensible person wouldn't want to run into.
The spirit of a street bum was witnessed trying to locate a picture up on Spankey Hill. The phantom did not appear to be bothered by the watchers. People here who have observed this ghost say this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Eldred long ago.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has frequently been made out dragging a corpse over the grass in Diamond-Hurricane Island State Fish and Waterfowl Management Area late at night.
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Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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