Effingham, Illinois Lies


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The ghost of a young lady in a blood-covered dress was perceived standing by a wild road near Effingham. The appearance of the watcher scared the spirit who then vanished. Whatever folks articulate, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be steered clear of.

The ghost of a nine feet tall colossal man was observed by Central Illinois Public Service Dam before sunrise staring at the water. The observer became frightened and ran away.

The ghost of a woman having half her head missing was witnessed attempting to articulate something in a rubber raft on Cips Lake. The ghost did not appear to be worried by the bystanders.

A character with a skeleton face wearing shady robes has frequently been distinguished shining a kerosene lamp in the center of Blue Point Creek. Nonetheless, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling phantom that you don't want to meet after midnight.

A Pteranodon is regularly perceived traveling on a motorcycle on a murky road
 
    in the vicinity of Effingham.

A wandering ghost has been said to have been witnessed on many instances in an apartment in Effingham. In any case, this is an unlikable ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to meet.

The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can repeatedly be noticed in Bliss Park at midnight concealing
  a dead body by a big rock.

An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos may be seen frequently in an Effingham mobile home.

The ghost of a youthful Indian fighter has sometimes been witnessed walking down a wild highway near Effingham.

A massive wolf is once in a while made out relaxing on the floor in a residence near Effingham.

The phantom of an airline pilot has been said to have been noticed on one or two instances very late at night chasing a passing Buick on a gloomy highway in the neighborhood of Effingham.

An extraterrestrial from another world may once in a while be perceived mowing the lawn in the side garden of a flat in Effingham.

The ghost of a muscular lumberjack gripping a large axe has regularly been perceived resting on a sofa in a trailer in Effingham. Folks who have witnessed this ghost allege this ghost may well be a well-known days gone by local of Effingham.

The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs is frequently spotted slurping water beneath a streetlight in Effingham.

A terrifying
skeleton has purportedly been observed on frequent occasions wandering from home to home late in the night on an Effingham road. Regardless of what, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.

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Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
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