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These are some lies we made up about Edwards.
An extremely large dog can be witnessed very often trashing a shoe in Coal Hollow after midnight.
An alien from another solar system is occasionally perceived in the early morning hours before sunrise hovering over Quail Meadow.
A woman's body with a raccoon's head can every so often be seen in Glen Oak Park in the early morning hours before sunrise burying a body by a large rock.
Archimedes has frequently been witnessed drinking chlorine at Big Timber Lake Dam very late at night.
A moderately decomposed human dead body is often seen smoking a cigar down near the waterfront at Big Timber Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Edwards
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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