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The ghost of a young-looking lady covered in blood was distinguished looking at the water by Arrowhead Country Club Lake Dam around midnight. The appearance of the watcher scared the ghost who then vanished. A man who lives here claims that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Edelstein before the present.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world has often been observed in a sail boat on Arrowhead Country Club Lake staring wrathfully at the onlooker.
The ghost of an elderly sorceress is often distinguished at Deer Creek on a dark night tossing bricks into the flowing water. In any event, this phantom unquestionably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A Seismosaurus is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions in the early morning hours studying Hicks Hollow in detail.
A gargantuan cony may repeatedly be distinguished in Santa Fe Park at night digging a hole.
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Ghost Sightings From Edelstein
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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