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These are some lies we made up about East Peoria.
An ET from another planet was witnessed looking at a guy slumbering on the floor in a house in East Peoria.
The spirit of a waitress materialized discussing into the night in Bennetts Terraqueous Gardens Nature Preserve at midnight. The ghost unmoved that there was someone else nearby. A number of of those who live here declare this phantom may be a recognized days gone by dweller of East Peoria.
Genghis Khan was noticed dragging a dead body from the ice cold water of Ackerman Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady has repeatedly been distinguished in a grocery store in the East Peoria vicinity.
An alien is regularly observed looking near Peoria Mineral Springs in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a young-looking female clad as a house keeper has purportedly been seen on many occasions by Bessler Lake Dam on a dark night looking at the water. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost
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is the undeceased soul of an old East Peoria local resident. Regardless of what, it's a terrifying phantom that any normal person wouldn't want to meet.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can often be perceived by the water at Bessler Lake flashing a lantern.
The phantom of a young-looking cowboy may be made out frequently
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trying on a shirt in an East Peoria building. Whatever folks articulate, it without a doubt is a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A colossal dromedary has from time to time been made out at midnight marveling at Horseshoe Bottom.
A Chupacabra is once in a while noticed ascending up from a drain hole on an East Peoria residential road on a dark night.
The ghost of a copper-miner is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of occasions looking creepy in Donnelley/Depue State Park at the ranger station.
A space invader from planet Mars can now and then be observed snooping in mailboxes on a dark night in East Peoria.
A space alien from space has often been seen in an East Peoria highschool at the stroke of midnight wandering the hallways.
A woman with a half translucent body is repeatedly distinguished in a mirror in an East Peoria building; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror. If you listen to what the folks who live here allege, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was
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murdered while driving through East Peoria some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From East Peoria
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Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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