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The ghost of a badly mangled huntsman hauling a dead mountain lion has every now and then been witnessed looking at the landscape at Columbia Quarry Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight. Regardless of what, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that should be left alone.
A very large grizzly bear is sometimes seen by Bear Creek screaming.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a line around her neck has purportedly been perceived on a handful of occasions playing a piece of music on a guitar in an Eagarville house.
A tremendously frightening ghost can now and then be perceived in an Eagarville highschool before dawn staggering the corridors.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a large beard and a wooden right leg was perceived in Shady Oak Park late at night hauling a cadaver over the grass. This is one of those phantoms that is seen repeatedly nearby. Whatever folks exclaim, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that is preferably not disrupted.
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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