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These are some lies we made up about Dunlap.
A gargantuan gazelle can be noticed often standing by a secluded road near Dunlap.
A massive gopher has every now and then been noticed in Boyds Hollow late at night smoking a cigar.
Ludwig van Beethoven is once in a while made out hiding a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Detweiller Park late at night.
A knight's armor from the middle ages devoid of a person inside has purportedly been spotted on a few instances at Arrowhead Country Club Lake Dam very late at night seeking a man. Regardless of what, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A fairly see-through man clothed as the captain of a oil tanker may from time to time be seen near the water's edge at Arrowhead Country Club Lake crying. No matter what people verbalize, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be stayed away from.
A large creepy ghost was spotted by High Point staring. The viewer fled when he set eyes on the ghost.
An extraterrestrial
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from another world came into sight mounted on a bicycle on a gloomy road near Dunlap.
A colossal civet was made out very late at night floating by on Dickison Run.
A space alien materialized in a Dunlap building.
The ghost of a bound up gentleman was spotted strolling by the side of a wild highway in close proximity to Dunlap. The phantom did not mind that there was somebody other there. Well, it in all certainty is a scary ghost that you do not want to run into at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Dunlap
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Ghost Sightings From Dunlap
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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