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These are some lies we made up about Du Bois.
The ghost of a farmer in a worn hat has purportedly been perceived on many instances on a Du Bois avenue late in the night.
A very large mole may every now and then be made out at Ashley Dam late in the night taking pleasure in the scenery.
An alien from the cosmos was seen pointing at the viewer in Back Creek.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft materialized looking at a person snoozing on a futon in a residence in Du Bois.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn was noticed in a supermarket in the Du Bois neighborhood.
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Ghost Sightings From Du Bois
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Ghost Sightings From Du Bois
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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