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These are some lies we made up about Downers Grove.
A sasquatch appeared collecting firewood in Black Partridge Forest Preserve on a dark night.
The ghost of a guy clothed as a plumber appeared meditating by Lacey Creek. The arrival of the bystander alarmed the ghost who then vanished. Folks here assert that this ghost can be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Downers Grove some decades ago.
A very large baboon was distinguished resting in a chair in a mobile home in Downers Grove.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing a sheriff outfit was perceived shouting names of people next to a streetlamp in Downers Grove. The ghost spoke of avenging a killing. A local woman asserts that this phantom may very well be a renowned old days local of Downers Grove.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has regularly been made out going through a bookshelf in the living room of a Downers Grove mobile home after midnight. One of the local residents decisively declares
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that this phantom is in all probability the undeparted phantom of a resident who used to live here in Downers Grove.
An alien from outer space is often spotted yelling at the eye witness to beat it in a plastic boat on Mays Lakes.
A massive finch has supposedly been spotted on numerous occasions dragging a body over the grass in Abbeywood
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Park in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial may repeatedly be noticed near Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor burrowing a nook.
The ghost of an elderly gentleman with a long white beard can be distinguished repeatedly gazing at folks in a Downers Grove residence through an air vent. In any case, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that any wise person wouldn't want to encounter.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has once in a while been witnessed in a deserted location in the neighborhood of Downers Grove.
A sizeable bloodcurdling beast is once in a while observed spitting at passing cars next to a murky highway in the vicinity of Downers Grove.
The ghost of a gentleman having on soldier's attire has supposedly been made out on a handful of occasions posting an envelope at a Downers Grove post office. No matter what, this is an unlikable ghost that should be shunned.
A woman with a sword sticking out of her head may every so often be seen in Chain O'Lakes State
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Park near the park headquarters devouring a carrot. One thing is for certain, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you would not want to run into late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Downers Grove
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Ghost Sightings From Downers Grove
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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