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These are some lies we made up about Dongola.
A giant bear may occasionally be made out reading a tabloid at Dongola Lake Dam late in the night.
A sizeable bloodcurdling beast has often been witnessed laundering a bloody bed sheet in Roaring Spring before sunrise.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a large beard and a wooden leg has been said to have been seen on numerous instances standing by a deserted highway next to Dongola. Whatever people express, it sure is a scary spirit that is preferably not upset.
An extraterrestrial from deep space can regularly be made out by Adds Branch shouting.
The spirit of an aged female gripping a shot gun can be distinguished frequently on the top of Rattlesnake Hill before dawn staring at the view. One thing's for sure, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that you do not want to bump into late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Dongola
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Ghost Sightings From Dongola
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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