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These are some lies we made up about Delavan.
A Pterodactyl came into sight staring at the water by Venado Grande Lake Dam before dawn.
The spirit of a dreadfully mangled hunter dragging a dead mountain lion was made out in a canoe on Venado Pequeno Lake pointing at the observer. When the eye witness came into sight the ghost fled. One thing is for certain, it is indisputably a terrifying ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to meet.
An ET from another galaxy was seen dragging a dead body from the cold water of Crane Creek at midnight.
An alien has repeatedly been distinguished staring at the panorama from the pinnacle of Buxtom Hill late in the night.
An alien vacationer from space has supposedly been made out on many instances staggering from house to house at night on a Delavan road.
An enormous chimpanzee may repeatedly be noticed going through a closet in the bedroom of a Delavan house before dawn.
An extremely large colt has occasionally been seen resting at the dining table in a Delavan flat.
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Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
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