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These are some lies we made up about De Land.
A very large aardvark has supposedly been noticed on several occasions discussing into the night by Camp Creek.
A space invader from outer space can every so often be made out in Forest Preserve Park around midnight searching for a man.
A gargantuan llama has regularly been noticed at a coin operated phone in De Land using the phone.
The ghost of a youthful lady soaked in blood is often made out strolling through a De Land neighborhood graveyard. Some of the people who live here assert this ghost can be the soul of a local person who died here in De Land in the past.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship has been said to have been spotted on a small number of instances struggling to verbalize something along a wild road right next door to De Land late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From De Land
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Ghost Sightings From De Land
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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