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These are some lies we made up about Dekalb.
An extremely large raccoon was seen in a Dekalb area auto part store, staggering the aisles.
A space alien from planet Venus came into view seeking a glove around midnight on a sidewalk in Dekalb.
A space man from space was witnessed drifting along East Branch South Branch Kishwaukee River in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft materialized pacing through a house in Dekalb.
A space man from planet Saturn was made out in Community Park around midnight covering a dead body by a big rock.
A space alien from another world was noticed strolling through a building next to Dekalb.
A beheaded gentleman has regularly been observed striding through a Dekalb area graveyard. A lot of locals assert this ghost is the undead soul of a former Dekalb resident. No matter what, it is certainly a menacing spirit that you wouldn't want to run into at the stroke of midnight.
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enormous eland is often distinguished in Buffalo Rock Park & Effigy Tumuli State Park quite near the ranger station howling.
A gigantic salamander has purportedly been perceived on many occasions struggling to say something down a secluded road outside Dekalb late in the night.
A gargantuan bat can repeatedly be witnessed outside the
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entrance to Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor flashing a light.
A massive gemsbok has every so often been noticed being in a derelict farmhouse in Dekalb.
The ghost of a dentist with a blood-splattered uniform is from time to time witnessed traveling on a bicycle on a shadowy road in the vicinity of Dekalb. Locals here who have seen this phantom allege this phantom is that of a local resident who settled here in Dekalb before the present.
Nicolaus Copernicus has been said to have been made out on several instances in a Dekalb mobile home.
A massive chamois can every now and then be spotted pacing next to a wild highway near Dekalb.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has regularly been spotted having a seat on the floor in an apartment in the neighborhood of Dekalb.
An martian vacationer from deep space is often noticed in the backseat of a Nissan by the driver seeing the phantom in his rear view mirror at night.
The ghost of a guy gripping a blood-splattered
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machete has been said to have been noticed on a few occasions mowing the lawn in the back garden of a house in Dekalb. A woman who lives here claims that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy folks who are brave enough to disrupt the peace in Dekalb.
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Ghost Sightings From Dekalb
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Ghost Sightings From Dekalb
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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