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An alien has supposedly been spotted on many instances gazing in the middle of Alloway Creek.
An alien tourist from another galaxy may once in a while be distinguished in the backseat of a VW by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn.
The ghost of a civil war combatant was made out by a guy canoeing in a river near Deer Creek. This is one of those ghosts that is witnessed over and over again in close proximity. Regardless of what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you wouldn't want to run into before dawn.
The spirit of a gentleman with a pentagram etched into his cheek materialized relaxing in a chair in a house in Deer Creek. The bystander ran off right after he saw the ghost. Residents who have spotted this ghost assert this ghost may be the soul of a local resident who died here in Deer Creek some decades ago.
An alien from Mars was spotted concealing a body by a sizeable rock in Birchwood Park in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Deer Creek
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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