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These are some lies we made up about Darien.
A medieval knight's armor devoid of a person inside has sometimes been seen on the water's edge of Mays Lakes looking bloodcurdling.
The ghost of a lady with a plastic bag tied around her head is now and then witnessed by Flag Creek pointing at the watcher.
A half transparent guy dressed as the captain of a vessel may sometimes be perceived pacing through a Darien area cemetery.
A large scary ghost has frequently been noticed taking in the scenery at Bull Frog Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. Whatever folks utter, it certainly is a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a young man having on a confederate uniform is repeatedly spotted excavating a crack by Cramer Slough.
The ghost of a shackled up man has been said to have been seen on numerous occasions hunting with a hunting rifle in Bemis Woods North late at night.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object may often be
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distinguished swallowing blood from a beaker in Arbor View Park around midnight.
The phantom of a young-looking lady covered in blood can be seen very frequently seeking a box by the side of a wild road next to Darien after midnight. One of the residents determinedly claims that this ghost may be the soul of a local person who died here in Darien
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some decades ago.
A gigantic oryx has from time to time been seen near Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor guzzling paint.
An extraterrestrial explorer from space is once in a while perceived staying in an abandoned house in Darien.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his chest has purportedly been made out on many instances mounted on a motorcycle on a shadowy highway in close proximity to Darien. One thing is for sure, this spirit undoubtedly is terrifying; one that should be avoided.
A female's body having a bear's head may every so often be noticed in an apartment in Darien.
An Anchisaurus was perceived in a Darien house.
A guy with the head of a goblin became visible marching alongside a secluded road next to Darien. The spirit unmoved that there was someone other in attendance.
A space invader from planet Mercury materialized in Chain O'Lakes State Park right by the ranger station staring.
An extremely large wolf was noticed emerging in a mirror.
An ET from
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another galaxy has regularly been spotted on a dark night chasing a passing vehicle on a shadowy road outside Darien.
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Ghost Sightings From Darien
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Ghost Sightings From Darien
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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