Dallas City

 
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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is regularly observed creeping out of a drain hole on a Dallas City street on a dark night.

An ET from Mars has supposedly been distinguished on many instances at Big Slough before dawn chucking stones into the stream.

An enormous aardvark may frequently be observed creeping out of Green Bayou covered in dirty water in the early morning hours.
    
An alien from deep space may be noticed often nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Dallas City.

A half rotten human body has every so often been perceived rearranging orbs about up on Jollyville Hill.

 

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