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An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has been said to have been witnessed on one or two occasions going nuts by Coon Creek.

The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship may occasionally be witnessed staring at folks in a Dakota mobile home through a peephole.
    
An alien explorer from another planet was witnessed spitting at passing cars by a murky road in close proximity to Dakota.

A space alien from space appeared pulling a corpse over rocks in Wayside Park before sunrise.

The martian mechanic of a flying saucer was noticed slurping diesel from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Dakota.

 

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