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These are some lies we made up about Cypress.
A female without a head was perceived in the early morning hours checking out Kratzinger Hollow in detail. The eye witness was terrified and escaped.
A massive leopard showed up in Berryville Shale Glade Nature Preserve at night going crazy.
A space man from another solar system was observed staring at the water by Anna State Hospital Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a young female with a line around her neck has often been spotted excavating a hollow down a wild road close to Cypress around midnight. In any event, it unquestionably is a bloodcurdling ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to encounter.
An incredibly scary phantom has supposedly been made out on frequent instances on the apex of Hamburg Hill in the early morning hours watching the landscape. Regardless of what, this is a bad spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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