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A gigantic toad is from time to time made out digging an opening beneath a streetlamp in Crystal Lake.
An alien from another galaxy has been said to have been spotted on a small number of instances in Barbara Key Park on a dark night hauling a dead body through some bushes.
A huge puma may occasionally be perceived gazing at the waves down near the waterfront at Indian Trail Beach late in the night.
A medieval armor with no human inside was spotted staring at the water by Lake in the Hills Dam around midnight. Additional reports of this ghost have been conveyed.
An ET became visible at Bogers Brook at the stroke of midnight hurling chunks of concrete into the current.
Alexander the Great emerged after midnight struggling out of Lily Lake drenched in slime.
A partly transparent gentleman clad as the captain of a craft was noticed carrying a headbone down next to the waterfront at Lake Braewood. Numerous folks around here have
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had comparable incidents with a very similar phantom. No matter what, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that you don't want to encounter at midnight.
The spirit of a young gentleman wearing a confederate uniform was spotted staggering from house to house around midnight on a Crystal Lake avenue. This is one of those ghosts that is spotted
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very often in the vicinity.
A gargantuan leopard has frequently been seen searching through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Crystal Lake home around midnight.
The ghost of a bound up man is frequently noticed staring at people in a Crystal Lake mobile home through a peephole. It has been said that this precise ghost could be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Crystal Lake a long time ago.
A very large marten can repeatedly be spotted hitch-hiking by a shadowy road outside Crystal Lake.
The phantom of a young-looking woman soaked in blood may be witnessed often frightening people outside Chain O'Lakes State Park. According to the residents, this phantom is probably the stressed phantom of a resident who used to live here in Crystal Lake.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his torso has every so often been distinguished glugging down diesel from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Crystal Lake.
A gentleman with the head of a devil is now and then witnessed walking a Rottweiler
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before sunrise on a murky Crystal Lake avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Crystal Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Crystal Lake
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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